June 2, 2012 • 57,011 notes • jdniemand
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
June 2, 2012 • 16,633 notes • basedzeus
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basedzeus:

ya

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June 1, 2012 • 16,420 notes • fapitalism
My Shiny Teeth and Me
Chip Skylark
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cristyendara:

My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark

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May 31, 2012 • 34,948 notes • rydellk

i-like-pigeons:

rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

true fashion

you, are very awesome indeed, my friend

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May 29, 2012 • 89,363 notes • ohmybieber

tyleroakley:

groovymuttations:

That kid has literally lost his ability to even.

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May 29, 2012 • 11,824 notes • dekutree

threedancingoods:

favabean05:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

I love you, floor.

I love you too, 2% milk.

boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo

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